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Entries from November 2004

Council energy analysis grim

21 November, 2004 · Leave a Comment

Renewable energy is much in the news these days, given the dead-end tunnel of environmental doom humanity is speeding down. Green energy consultants Suckett, Drigh and Burnitt, contracted in by the Tattler at enormous expense from their luxury condo/offices in Whistler, performed a comparative energy audit on Ucluelet and Tofino town councils.

SDB findings show the councils are expending vast amounts of energy in a highly unsustainable manner (graphs, below). When pressed for recommendations, however, the consultants just threw their hands in the air and walked away, muttering about “inbred, backwoods politics.”


Council energy analysis
(Click to enlarge)

Categories: Council

The Ukee Tee

5 November, 2004 · Leave a Comment

The Ukee Tee

Tell it to the world with the brand new Ukee Tee Shirt.

Fro years, we’ve been blaming our problems on everybody but ourselves. Tree-huggers … tourists … government officials … we know it’s all their fault! Now stick it in their faces faces with a bold new fashion statement that tells it like it is.

Disclaimer: Manufacturer not responsible for bodily injury when wearing Ukee Tee in Tofino.

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