Local golf course development Wyndansea may be coming into a new name.
Unconfirmed sources at the district office indicate that local developer (and now de facto town owner) Marine Drive Properties may be about to change the name of its gigantic golf course-slash-recreational-housing-for-the-rich development on the edge of town.
It is apparently to be renamed Waitansee, on the heels of rumors that the development is now hanging by a financial thread, with the usual Ukee story of lagging sales, work stoppages and unpaid contractors.
Less optimistic locals are suggesting the name Hopeanpray, lest the project go belly up and become the biggest mudpit eyesore on the coast. Those who have given up on the town entirely recommend the name Wankanoff.
The voluntary renaming comes as a surprise after MDP got its lily-white thong in a twist over Edge FM radio’s infamous Wyndanpee campaign, thus proving the company can’t take a joke.
